I had to renew my driver's license because it was expired. Going to the Department of Motor Vehicles has never been a super fun experience, so naturally, I didn't feel much emotion going there. It was mundane stuff, really ( Read more... )

In a meeting hall down the street from where we hold the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats in Atlanta, GA, my uncle Matthew was holding a Call of Duty tournament and the reception for Colonel America's Funeral ( Read more... )

A bunch of goats, bears, dogs, cats, Kool-Aid men, murlocs, Oompa loompas, ducks, geese, and a few humans were making their respective noises. We were honoring the bullshit life Colonel America led ( Read more... )

Setting: Five minutes after Peter walks out of Peter, Joebear, and I Ended Up In China ( Read more... )

A/N: The program restarted with Colonel America's fart ( Read more... )

A/N: Because I am in a universe that I am creating in a mainframe, a lot of weird shit happens in this story. Also, there is some bestiality because I do business with my husbear ( Read more... )

I awakened to the smell of vegetables cooking. I yawned and stretched before my left arm accidentally bumped into a bear. The bear growled loudly ( Read more... )

A bunch of goats, bears, dogs, cats, Kool-Aid men, murlocs, Oompa loompas, ducks, geese, and a few humans were making their respective noises. We were honoring the bullshit life Colonel America led ( Read more... )

"BaeBae!!!" Joebear yelled in his strong voice over the phone ( Read more... )

R.I.P Colonel America December 22, 2019 ( Read more... )